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RETURN REPORT:
-RB Bo Nerr (CLE) - Sprained Pelvis [Out since Week 10]
-RB Great Muta (NWO) - Poisoned Mist Swallowed [Out since Week 12]
-TE Rick Martel (WWF) - Blindness [Out since Week 10]
-RB Animal Animal (BOX) - Drummer Wrist [Out since Week 11]
-RB The Sabertooth (MVK) - ReDisappeared [Out since Week 12]
-WR Norbert Beaver (NICK) - Broken Tail [Out since Week 10]
-RB Alec DeLeon (EXO) - E-Frame Virus [Out since Week 10]
-QB Tywin Lannister (WES) - Family Problems [Out since Week 11]
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NEW INJURY REPORT:
-RB BarryGod Sanders (GRE) - Divine Concussion [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Bo Nerr (CLE) - ReAggrovated Pevic Injury [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Great Muta (NWO) - Swallowed More Posion Mist [ACTIVE: 0 Days]
-QB Harmony (CB) - Depression [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB The Sabertooth (MVK) - ReReDisappeared [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB MK SubZero (MVK) - Frozen Solid [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-WR Nathan Shuster (RAI) - Boo-Boo Knee [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Darren McFadden (RAI) - High Ankle Sprain [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-QB Mithran. Gandalf (TTH) - Black Breath [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-QB Princess Belle (RBW) - Stockholm Syndrome [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-WR Mr Tickle (AA) Not Funny Injury [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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UPDATED INJURY REPORT:
-RB Jack Daniels (AA) - 0% Alchol Content [ACTIVE: 0 Days]
-RB Beamer Eightstar (AA) - Low Fluids [PROBABLE: 5-7 Days]
-RB Simon Belmont (8BB) - Curse of the Vampire [ACTIVE: 2-3 Days]
-RB The Iceman (MVK) - ReSlusshyness [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-WR D.L. Powell (FLA) - Found Out He Plays for Florida [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-QB Dr Teeth (BOX) - Going to QB School [ACTIVE: 0 Days]
-RB King Zarkon (OFF) - Overthrown [PROBABLE: 3-7 Days]
-RB Snow White (RBW) - Apple Coma [PROBABLE: 4-8 Days]
-RB Robbie Fowler (MEH) - Playing Soccer [PROBABLE: 3-9 Days]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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TEAM STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Offense (Most Yards): TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 4161 yards
#1 Pass Offense (Most Pass Yards): All-American Alkies (AA) = 3048 yards
#1 Rush Offense (Most Rush Yards): Boxhead Capers (BOX) = 2429 yards
#1 Defense (Least Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 2507 yards
#1 Pass Defense (Least Pass Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 1306 yards
#1 Rush Defense (Lease Rush Yards Allowed): Greek Legends (GRE) = 659 yards
#1 Most Scoring Team: TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 386 pts
#1 Least Scored Against: 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 174 pts
#1 Score Differential: TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 140 pts
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PLAYER STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Best Throw Rating: Xavier (MVK) = 208.7 rating
#1 Most Reception Yards: Morgan (AA) = 1345 yards
#1 Most Rushing Yards: Dumonde (TBG) = 1995 yards
#1 Scorer: Animal (BOX) 36 TDs
#1 Interceptor: Burnerman (ROB) = 9 Ints
#1 Sacker: Bastard (TBG) = 19 Sacks
#1 Field Goal Kicker: Winfield (EXO) = 12 FGs
#1 Punter: Welles (LBS) = 61.4 yard avg
#1 Punt Returner: Oberyn (WES) = 20.6 yard avg
#1 Kickoff Returner: Gonzo (BOX) = 28.9 yard avg
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BEST OVERALL VIA FANTASY RANKINGS:
#1 Quarterback (Overall): Arthas Menethil (AZE) = 284.86 pts
#1 Wide Receiver (Overall): The Wolverine (MVK) = 373.8 pts
#1 Tight End (Overall): Light Gutsman (ROB) = 103.8 pts
#1 Running Back (Overall): Animal Animal (BOX) = 419.7 pts
#1 Kicker (Overall): Admiral Winfield (EXO) = 70 pts
#1 Defense (Overall): Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 128pts
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