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DIVISION CHAMPIONS:
-MAD Crackle Division Champions: All-American Alkies (Owner: Kevin Hedrick)
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RETURN REPORT:
-QB Harmony (CB) - Depression [Out since Week 13]
-WR Funshine (CB) - Bear-Concussion [Out since Week 14]
-RB BarryGod Sanders (GRE)- Divine Concussion [Out since Week 13]
-RB The Sabertooth (MVK) - ReReDisappeared [Out since Week 13]
-RB MK SubZero (MVK) - Frozen Solid [Out since Week 13]
-RB The Iceman (MVK) - ReSlusshyness[Out since Week 12]
-QB Jeff Driskel (FLA) - Took a Vacation Day [Out since Week 14]
-WR DL Powell (FLA)- Found Out He Plays for Florida[Out since Week 12]
-RB Bo Nerr (CLE)- ReAggrovated Pevic Injury[Out since Week 13]
-QB Mr Perfect (WWF)- Perfect Dislocation [Out since Week 14]
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NEW INJURY REPORT:
-WR Funshine (CB) - Continual Bear-Concussions [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Han Solo (DEF) - Frozen in Carbonite [OUT: 4-5 Weeks]
-RB King Agamonda (GRE) - Overthrown! [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Nick Tyree (EXO) - Booster Upgrade [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Rush Jet (ROB) - Robot Worms [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Scott Steiner (NWO) - Being Crazy Loco [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Kyle Knissy (CHA) - Clone Problems [ACTIVE]
-RB Bo Nerr (CLE) - Stubbed Toe [ACTIVE]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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UPDATED INJURY REPORT:
-RB Kenan Rockmore (NICK) - Orange Soda Poisoning [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Devin Frymire (SJS) - Cant Get Off Couch [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Chester Drawers (CHA) - Broken Drawer [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-QB Marc Summers (8BB) - Slipped on Slime [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB Darren McFadden (RAI) - High Ankle Sprain [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-QB Mithran. Gandalf (TTH) - Black Breath [ACTIVE]
-QB Princess Belle (RBW) - Stockholm Syndrome [ACTIVE]
-WR Mr Tickle (AA) Not Funny Injury [PROBABLE: 1-2 weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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TEAM STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Offense (Most Yards): TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 4718 yards
#1 Pass Offense (Most Pass Yards): All-American Alkies (AA) = 3492 yards
#1 Rush Offense (Most Rush Yards): New World Order (NWO) = 2869 yards
#1 Defense (Least Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 2996 yards
#1 Pass Defense (Least Pass Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 1598 yards
#1 Rush Defense (Lease Rush Yards Allowed): Cleveland Steamers (CLE) = 874 yards
#1 Most Scoring Team: WWF Superstars (WWF) = 437 pts
#1 Least Scored Against: 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 202 pts
#1 Score Differential: Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 162 pts
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PLAYER STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Best Throw Rating: Xavier (MVK) = 216.2 Rating
#1 Most Reception Yards: Wolverine (MVK) = 1506 yards
#1 Most Rushing Yards: Dumonde (TBG) = 2223 yards
#1 Scorer: Animal (BOX) = 39 TDs
#1 Interceptor: Burnerman (ROB) = 10 Ints
#1 Sacker: Bastard (TBG) = 25 Sacks
#1 Field Goal Kicker: Winfield (EXO) = 14 FGs
#1 Punter: Welles (LBS) = 63.3 yard avg
#1 Punt Returner: Oberyn (WES) = 26.1 yard avg
#1 Kickoff Returner: Gonzo (BOX) = 28.1 yard avg
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BEST OVERALL VIA FANTASY RANKINGS:
#1 Quarterback (Overall): Arthas Menethil (AZE) = 314.7 pts
#1 Wide Receiver (Overall): The Wolverine (MVK) = 471 pts
#1 Tight End (Overall): Samus Aran (DEF) = 111.5 pts
#1 Running Back (Overall): Junkyard Dog (WWF) = 462 pts
#1 Kicker (Overall): Admiral Winfield (EXO) = 82 pts
#1 Defense (Overall): DEF Defense = 8BB Defense = 147 pts (TIE)
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