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DIVISION CHAMPIONS:
-BAD Snap Division Champions: The Whovians (Owner: Kurrie Boddorf)
-MAD Crackle Division Champions: All-American Alkies (Owner: Kevin Hedrick)
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RETURN REPORT:
-RB Kyle Kniss (CHA) - Clone Problems [Out since Week 15]
-RB Darren McFadden (RAI) - High Ankle Sprain [Out since Week 13]
-QB Princess Belle (RBW) - Stockholm Syndrome [Out since Week 13]
-WR Mr Trickel (AA) - Not Funny Injury [Out since Week 13]
-RB Bo Nerr (CLE) - Stubbed Toe [Out since Week 15]
-QB Mithrand. Gandalf (TTH) - Black Breath [Out since Week 13]
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NEW INJURY REPORT:
-RB Great Muta (NWO) - Continued Self Poisoning [PROBABLE - 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Demon Azazel (SPN) - Broken Demon Wing [OUT - Rest of Season]
-RB Wily Elecman (ROB) - Low Voltage [DOUBTFUL: 2-3 Weeks]
-WR Roddy Pipper (WWF) - Concussion via Mr T KO [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB Cat Dog (NICK) - Digestion Issues [OUT: Rest of Season]
-RB Friend (CB) - Ripped Off Paw [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-RB Ser Lancel (WES) - Overcome by Madness [OUT: Rest of Season]
-RB Loras Tyrel (WES) - Presumed Dead [OUT: Rest of Season]
-RB Nathan Shuster (RAI) - Cooties [OUT: Rest of Season]
-RB La Fin Dumonde (TBG) - Drunken Mess [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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UPDATED INJURY REPORT:
-WR Funshine (CB) - Continual Bear-Concussions [ACTIVE]
-RB Han Solo (DEF) - Frozen in Carbonite [OUT: 4-5 Weeks]
-RB King Agamonda (GRE) - Overthrown! [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Nick Tyree (EXO) - Booster Upgrade [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Rush Jet (ROB) - Robot Worms [ACTIVE]
-RB Scott Steiner (NWO) - Being Crazy Loco [ACTIVE]
-RB Kenan Rockmore (NICK) - Orange Soda Poisoning [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Devin Frymire (SJS) - Cant Get Off Couch [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Chester Drawers (CHA) - Broken Drawer [ACTIVE]
-QB Marc Summers (8BB) - Slipped on Slime [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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TEAM STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Offense (Most Yards): TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 5114 yards
#1 Pass Offense (Most Pass Yards): All-American Alkies (AA) = 3819 yards
#1 Rush Offense (Most Rush Yards): New World Order (NWO) = 2952 yards
#1 Defense (Least Yards Allowed): Tolkien Tecmo Heroes (TTH) = 3150 yards
#1 Pass Defense (Least Pass Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 1689 yards
#1 Rush Defense (Lease Rush Yards Allowed): Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 1015 yards
#1 Most Scoring Team: WWF Superstars (WWF) = 465 pts
#1 Least Scored Against: 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 215 pts
#1 Score Differential: Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 161 pts
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PLAYER STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Best Throw Rating: Xavier (MVK) = 208.9 Rating
#1 Most Reception Yards: Wolverine (MVK) = 1506 yards
#1 Most Rushing Yards: Dumonde (TBG) = 2301 yards
#1 Scorer: Animal (BOX) & Dog (WWF) = 39 TDs (TIE)
#1 Interceptor: Burnerman (ROB) = 10 Ints
#1 Sacker: Bastard (TBG) = 25 Sacks
#1 Field Goal Kicker: Winfield (WXO) = 14 FGs
#1 Punter: Welles (LBS) = 63.3 yards avg
#1 Punt Returner: Oberyn (WES) = 25.2 yard avg
#1 Kickoff Returner: Gonzo (BOX) = 29 yard avg
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BEST OVERALL VIA FANTASY RANKINGS:
#1 Quarterback (Overall): Arthas Menethil (AZE) = 350.02 pts
#1 Wide Receiver (Overall): The Wolverine (MVK) = 496.6 pts
#1 Tight End (Overall): Samus Aran (DEF) = 115.5 pts
#1 Running Back (Overall): Junkyard Dog (WWF) = 485.6 pts
#1 Kicker (Overall): Admiral Winfield (EXO) = 88 pts
#1 Defense (Overall): 8BB Defense (8BB) = 160 pts
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