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BYE WEEK (No Game for Week 8)
-Florida Gators BYE WEEK
-New World Order BYE WEEK
-Tolkien Tecmo Heroes BYE WEEK
-Rainbow Unicorns BYE WEEK
-8-Bit Brigade BYE WEEK
-TMNT Torturers BYE WEEK
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RETURN REPORT:
-RB Hayabusa (8BB) - Shot by Foster [Out since Week 6]
-RB N.Shuster (RAI) - Knee Boo-Boo [Out since Week 5]
-RB Frye (MEH) - Bullet Wound [Out since Week Week 5]
-QB Perfect (WWF) - Perfect Broken Finger [Out since Week 4]
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NEW INJURY REPORT:
-QB Ian Rush (MEH) - Bruised Ego [ACTIVE: 1-2 hours]
-RB The Imp Tryrion (WES) - Reagrovated Sword Wound [OUT: 2-4 weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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UPDATED INJURY REPORT:
-RB Azazel (SPN) - Holy Water Burns [ACTIVE: 3-4 days]
-RB Tyree (EXO) - Blown E-Frame Booster [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 weeks]
-QB Belle (RBW) - Temporary Blindness [DOUBTFUL: 2-3 weeks]
-RB Tinkerbelle (RBW) - Broken Wing [PROBABLE: 1-2 weeks]
-RB Muta (NWO) - Mist Poisoning [OUT: 2-3 weeks]
-RB Merry (TTH) - Hobbit Knee [DOUBTFUL: 2-3 weeks]
-WR Jones (TMNT) - Broken Hockey Mask [DOUBTFUL: 2-3 weeks]
-WR Catchemall (CHA) - Broken Hands [DOUBTFUL: 2-3 weeks]
-RB Iceman (MVK) - Slushyness [PROBABLE: 1-2 weeks]
-RB Hellscream (AZE) - Frost Fever [ACTIVE: 2-3 days]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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TEAM STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Offense (Most Yards): TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 2333 yards
#1 Pass Offense (Most Pass Yards): All-American Alkies (AA) = 1560 yards
#1 Rush Offense (Most Rush Yards): Boxhead Capers (BOX) = 1590 yards
#1 Defense (Least Yards Allowed): Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 1162 yards
#1 Pass Defense (Least Pass Yards Allowed): Supernatural Demons (SPN) = 642 yards
#1 Rush Defense (Lease Rush Yards Allowed): All-American Alkies (AA) = 329 yards
#1 Most Scoring Team: WWF Superstars (WWF) = 225 pts
#1 Least Scored Against: Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 94 pts
#1 Score Differential: The Beergods (TBG) = 70 pts
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PLAYER STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Best Throw Rating: Kerrigan (DEF) = 214.0 rating
#1 Most Reception Yards: Williams (WHO) = 635 yards
#1 Most Rushing Yards: Nerr (CLE) = 1472 yards
#1 Scorer: Animal (BOX) = 26 TDs
#1 Interceptor: Thor (MVK) = 6 Ints
#1 Sacker: Bastard (TBG) & Piggy (BOX) = 11 Sacks (TIE)
#1 Field Goal Kicker: Thanos (OFF) = 9 FGs
#1 Punter: Castiel (SPN) = 63.8 yard avg
#1 Punt Returner: Fordring (AZE) = 25 yard avg (And only PR TD in TFO History!)
#1 Kickoff Returner: Gonzo (BOX) = 25 yard avg
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BEST OVERALL VIA FANTASY RANKINGS:
#1 Quarterback (Overall): Jim Schoch (LBS) = 169.52 pts
#1 Wide Receiver (Overall): Captain Morgan (AA) = 175.1 pts
#1 Tight End (Overall): Light Gutsman (ROB) = 61.2 pts
#1 Running Back (Overall): Animal Animal (BOX) = 293.5 pts
#1 Kicker (Overall): Titan Thanos (OFF) = 45 pts
#1 Defense (Overall): 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 74 pts
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