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RETURN REPORT:
-RB Robbie Fowler (MEH) - Playing Soccer [Out since Week 11]
-RB Jack Daniels (AA) - 0% Alchol Content [Out since Week 12]
-RB Beamer Eightstar (AA) - Low Fluids [Out since Week 12]
-RB Snow White (RBW) - Apple Coma [Out since Week 11]
-RB Great Muta (NWO) - Swallowed More Posion Mist [Out since Week 13]
-QB Dr. Teeth (BOX) - Going to QB School [Out since Week 11]
-RB King Zarkon (OFF) - Overthrown [Out since Week 11]
-WR Nathan Shuster (RAI) - Boo-Boo Knee [Out since Week 13]
-RB Simon Belmont (8BB) - Curse of the Vampire [Out since Week 12]
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NEW INJURY REPORT:
-QB Mr. Perfect (WWF) - Perfect Dislocation [ACTIVE]
-RB Kenan Rockmore (NICK) - Orange Soda Poisoning [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB Devin Frymire (SJS) - Cant Get Off Couch [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB Chester Drawers (CHA) - Broken Drawer [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-QB Jeff Driskel (FLA) - Took a Vacation Day [ACTIVE]
-QB Marc Summers (8BB) - Slipped on Slime [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-WR Funshine (CB) - Bear-Concussion [PROBABLE: 4-10 Days]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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UPDATED INJURY REPORT:
-RB BarryGod Sanders (GRE) - Divine Concussion [ACTIVE]
-RB Bo Nerr (CLE) - ReAggrovated Pevic Injury [ACTIVE]
-QB Harmony (CB) - Depression [ACTIVE]
-RB The Sabertooth (MVK) - ReReDisappeared [PROBABLE: 5-10 Days]
-RB MK SubZero (MVK) - Frozen Solid [ACTIVE]
-RB Darren McFadden (RAI) - High Ankle Sprain [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-QB Mithran. Gandalf (TTH) - Black Breath [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-QB Princess Belle (RBW) - Stockholm Syndrome [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-WR Mr Tickle (AA) Not Funny Injury [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB The Iceman (MVK) - ReSlusshyness [PROBABLE: 4-12 Days]
-WR D.L. Powell (FLA) - Found Out He Plays for Florida [PROBABLE: 6-9 Days]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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TEAM STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Offense (Most Yards): TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 4396 yards
#1 Pass Offense (Most Pass Yards): All-American Alkies (AA) = 3229 yards
#1 Rush Offense (Most Rush Yards): New World Order (NWO) = 2630 yards
#1 Defense (Least Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 2763 yards
#1 Pass Defense (Least Pass Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 1423 yards
#1 Rush Defense (Lease Rush Yards Allowed): Greek Legends (GRE) = 778 yards
#1 Most Scoring Team: WWF Superstars (WWF) = 402 pts
#1 Least Scored Against: Defenders (DEF) & Brigade (8BB) = 188 pts (TIE)
#1 Score Differential: Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 164 pts
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PLAYER STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Best Throw Rating: Xavier (MVK) = 207.4 rating
#1 Most Reception Yards: Morgan (AA) = 1345 yards
#1 Most Rushing Yards: DuMonde (TBG) = 2217 yards
#1 Scorer: Animal (BOX) = 39 TDs
#1 Interceptor: Burnerman (ROB) 7 Beaver (CLE) = 9 Ints (TIE)
#1 Sacker: Bastard (TBG) = 22 Sacks
#1 Field Goal Kicker: WInfield (EXO) = 13 FGs
#1 Punter: Welles (LBS) = 61.4 yard avg
#1 Punt Returner: Oberyn (WES) = 22.4 yard avg
#1 Kickoff Returner: Gonzo (BOX) = 28.4 yard avg
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BEST OVERALL VIA FANTASY RANKINGS:
#1 Quarterback (Overall): Arthas Menethil (AZE) = 309.42 pts
#1 Wide Receiver (Overall): The Wolverine (MVK) = 416.5 pts
#1 Tight End (Overall): Light Gutsman (ROB) = 110.7 pts
#1 Running Back (Overall): Animal Animal (BOX) = 459.9 pts
#1 Kicker (Overall): Admiral Winfield (EXO) = 76 pts
#1 Defense (Overall): Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 144 pts
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