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RETURN REPORT:
-WR Syl Windrunner (AZE) - Crypt Fever [Out since Week 9]
-RB Brandon Powell (FLA) - Wrist Injuruy [Out since Week 10]
-WR DL Powell (FLA) - Ankle Injury [Out since Week 10]
-WR Stella Aetios (TBG) - Flat [Out since Week 9]
-RB Simon Belmont (8BB) - Vampire Curse [Out since Week 9]
-RB Rush Jet (ROB) - Fuel Leak [Out since Week 10]
-RB Light Cutman (ROB) - Bad Memory [Out since Week 8]
-WR Grumpy (CB) - Arm Stiched [Out since Week 9]
-RB Chester Drawers (CHA) - Droopy Drawers [Out since Week 8]
-RB Kyle Knissy (CHA) - Cloning Problems [Out since Week 8]
-RB Jack Daniels (AA) - Broken Bottle [Out since Week 8]
-WR Sailor Jerry (AA) - Cracked Bottle [Out since Week 9]
-WR Nathan Shuster (RAI) - Cooties [Out since Week 9]
-RB The Imp Tryrion (WES) - Reaggrovated Sword Wound [Out since Week 7]
-RB Hoban Washburne (MEH) - Crashed Serenity [Out since Week 9]
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NEW INJURY REPORT:
-RB Animal Animal (BOX) - Drummer Wrist [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-QB Dr Teeth (BOX) - Going to QB School [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-RB King Zarkon (OFF) - Overthrown [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-RB Snow White (RBW) - Apple Coma [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-QB Tywin Lannister (WES) - Family Problems [DOUBFUL: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB Robbie Fowler (MEH) - Playing Soccer [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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UPDATED INJURY REPORT:
-WR Norbert Beaver (NICK) - Broken Tail [DOUBTFUL: 2-3 Weeks]
-TE Rick Martel (WWF) - Blindness [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Bo Nerr (CLE) - Sprained Pelvis [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Brian Dennehy (LBS) - Nighly News [ACTIVE: 1-2 Days]
-RB The Sabertooth (MVK) - Disappeared [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Kaz Takagi (EXO) - Booster Malfuction [ACTIVE: 3-4 Days]
-RB Bob Wire (CHA) - Rusty Wire [ACTIVE: 1-2 Days]
-RB Alec DeLeon (EXO) - E-Frame Virus [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB Fairy Tinkerbelle (RBW) - Sprained Wing [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-WR Hollywood Hogan (NWO) - Bad Back Brotha [OUT: 2-3 weeks]
-QB Jim Schoch (LBS) - Stuck in Traffic [ACTIVE: 2-3 days]
-RB Ser Lancel (WES) - Family Member Stabbing [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 weeks]
-RB Devin Frymire (SJS) - Couch Back [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
-WR Roddy Piper (WWF) - Limp Bagpipes [ACTIVE: 4-5 Days]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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TEAM STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Offense (Most Yards): TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 3402 yards
#1 Pass Offense (Most Pass Yards): All-American Alkies (AA) = 2485 yards
#1 Rush Offense (Most Rush Yards): Boxhead Capers (BOX) = 2142 yards
#1 Defense (Least Yards Allowed): Supernatural Demons (SPN) = 2083 yards
#1 Pass Defense (Least Pass Yards Allowed): Azerothian Assassins (AZE) = 1157 yards
#1 Rush Defense (Lease Rush Yards Allowed): Greek Legends (GRE) = 462 yards
#1 Most Scoring Team: The Beergods (TBG) = 310 pts
#1 Least Scored Against: 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 141 pts
#1 Score Differential: The Beergods (TBG) = 123 pts
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PLAYER STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Best Throw Rating: Xavier (MVK) = 198.6 rating
#1 Most Reception Yards: Morgan (AA) = 1124 yards
#1 Most Rushing Yards: Nerr (CLE) = 1933 yards
#1 Scorer: Animal (BOX) = 33 TDs
#1 Interceptor: Beaver (CLE) & Thor (MVK) = 7 Ints (TIE)
#1 Sacker: Bastard (TBG) = 18 Sacks
#1 Field Goal Kicker: Bombadil (TTH), Winfield (EXO), & Thanos (OFF) = 10 FGs (TIE)
#1 Punter: Castiel (SPN) = 63 yard avg
#1 Punt Returner: Oberyn (WES) = 20.2 yard avg
#1 Kickoff Returner: Gonzo (BOX) = 27.3 yard avg
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BEST OVERALL VIA FANTASY RANKINGS:
#1 Quarterback (Overall): Arthas Menethil (AZE) = 250.16 pts
#1 Wide Receiver (Overall): Captian Morgan (AA) = 285.2 pts
#1 Tight End (Overall): Light Gutsman (ROB) = 92.7 pts
#1 Running Back (Overall): Bo Nerr (CLE) = 375.1 pts
#1 Kicker (Overall): Admiral Winfield (EXO) = 61 pts
#1 Defense (Overall): 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 96 pts
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