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DIVISION CHAMPIONS:
-BAD Snap Division Champions: The Whovians (Owner: Kurrie Boddorf)
-BAD Crackle Division Champions: The Beergods (Owner: Dave Fogle)
-BAD Pop Division Champions: Cleveland Steamers (Owner: Ryan Anderson)
-MAD Snap Division Champions: Tolkien Tecmo Heroes (Owner: Dale Johnson)
-MAD Crackle Division Champions: All-American Alkies (Owner: Kevin Hedrick)
-MAD Pop Division Champions: Galactic Defenders (Owner: Chris McCleese)
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RETURN REPORT:
-RB Rush Jet (ROB) - Robot Worms [Out Since Week 15]
-RB Devin Frymire (SJS) - Cant Get Off Couch [Out Since Week 14]
-WR Funshine (CB) - Continual Bear-Concussions [Out Since Week 15]
-RB Nick Tyree (EXO) - Booster Upgrade [Out Since Week 15]
-RB King Agamanon (GRE) - Overthrown! [Out Since Week 15]
-RB Scott Steiner (NWO) - Being Crazy Loco [Out Since Week 15]
-RB Great Muta (NWO) [Out Since Week 16]
-QB Marc Summers (8BB) - Slipped on Slime [Out Since Week 14]
-RB Chester Drawers (CHA) - Broken Drawer [Out Since Week 14]
-RB Kenan Rockmore (NICK) - Orange Soda Poisoning [Out Since Week 14]
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NEW INJURY REPORT:
-King Priam (GRE) - Overthrown [OUT: Rest of Season]
-Super Shredder (TMNT) - Ooze Overdose [OUT: Rest of Season]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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UPDATED INJURY REPORT:
-RB Han Solo (DEF) - Frozen in Carbonite [OUT: 4-5 Weeks]
-RB Demon Azazel (SPN) - Broken Demon Wing [OUT: Rest of Season]
-RB Wily Elecman (ROB) - Low Voltage [DOUBTFUL: 2-3 Weeks]
-WR Roddy Pipper (WWF) - Concussion via Mr T KO [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB Cat Dog (NICK) - Digestion Issues [OUT: Rest of Season]
-RB Friend (CB) - Ripped Off Paw [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-RB Ser Lancel (WES) - Overcome by Madness [OUT: Rest of Season]
-RB Loras Tyrel (WES) - Presumed Dead [OUT: Rest of Season]
-RB Nathan Shuster (RAI) - Cooties [OUT: Rest of Season]
-RB La Fin Dumonde (TBG) - Drunken Mess [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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TEAM STATS VIA TECMO (Season Final):
#1 Offense (Most Yards): TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 5347 yards
#1 Pass Offense (Most Pass Yards): All-American Alkies (AA) = 4143 yards
#1 Rush Offense (Most Rush Yards): New World Order (NWO) = 3314 yards
#1 Defense (Least Yards Allowed): Tolkien Tecmo Heroes (TTH) = 3390 yards
#1 Pass Defense (Least Pass Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 1793 yards
#1 Rush Defense (Lease Rush Yards Allowed): Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 1037 yards
#1 Most Scoring Team: WWF Superstars (WWF) = 492 pts
#1 Least Scored Against: 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 229 pts
#1 Score Differential: Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 263 pts
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PLAYER STATS VIA TECMO (Season Final):
#1 Best Throw Rating: Xavier (MVK) = 208.7 rating
#1 Most Reception Yards: Morgan (AA) = 1701 yards
#1 Most Rushing Yards: Nerr (CLE) = 2513 yards
#1 Scorer: Animal (BOX) = 42 TDs
#1 Interceptor: Burnerman (ROB) = 10 Ints
#1 Sacker: Bastard (TBG) = 26 Sacks
#1 Field Goal Kicker: Winfield (EXO) = 14 Fgs
#1 Punter: Welles (LBS) = 63 yard avg
#1 Punt Returner: Oberyn (WES) = 23.5 yard avg
#1 Kickoff Returner: Gonzo (BOX) = 28.6 yard avg
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BEST OVERALL VIA FANTASY RANKINGS (Season Final):
#1 Quarterback (Overall): Arthas Menethil (AZE) = 365.26 pts
#1 Wide Receiver (Overall): The Wolverine (MVK) = 541.6 pts
#1 Tight End (Overall): Light Gutsman (ROB) = 124.7 pts
#1 Running Back (Overall): Animal Animal (BOX) = 504.8 pts
#1 Kicker (Overall): Admiral Winfield (EXO) = 92 pts
#1 Defense (Overall): 8BB Defense (8BB) = 169 pts
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