#1 Offense: The Beergods (TBG) = 1660 yards
#1 Defense: Tims Nightmares (TIM) = 905 yards
#1 Quarterback: Buddy Guy (AXE) = 204.5 rating
#1 Receiver: Miles OBrian (TRK) = 16 receptions
#1 Rusher: La Fin DuMonde (TBG) = 791 yards
#1 Scorer: Belt Buckle Face (LN) & La Fin DuMonde (TBG) = 11 TDs
#1 Interceptor: Jack Tatumn (RAI) = 4 Ints
#1 Sacker: Bates (SJ), Boogie (TIM), & Aurora (RBW) = 6 sacks
#1 Field Goal Kicker: SkyGod Uranus (GRE) = 9 FGs
#1 Punt Kicker: The Towndrunk (AA) – 78 yard average
#1 Kickoff Returner: Friend Bear (CB) = 27.3 yard average
#1 Punt Returner: Freddy Krueger = 16.7 yard average