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BYE WEEK (No Game for Week 9)
-WWF Superstars BYE WEEK
-The Whovians BYE WEEK
-Supernatural Demons BYE WEEK
-Boxhead Capers BYE WEEK
-Galactic Offenders BYE WEEK
-SouthJersey Slouches BYE WEEK
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RETURN REPORT:
-RB Grom Hellscream (AZE) - Frost Fever [Out since Week 5]
-QB Ian Rush (MEH) - Bruised Ego [Out since Week 7]
-RB Demon Azazel (SPN) - Holy Water Burns [Out since Week 6]
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NEW INJURY REPORT:
-RB Jack Daniels (AA) - Broken Bottle [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-RB Devin Frymire (SJS) - Couch Back [OUT: 4-5 Weeks]
-RB Kyle Knissy (CHA) - Cloning Problems [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB Chester Drawers (CHA) - Droopy Drawers [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-WR Roddy Piper (WWF) - Limp Bagpipes [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-RB Light Cutman (ROB) - Bad Memory [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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UPDATED INJURY REPORT:
-RB The Imp Tryrion (WES) - Reagrovated Sword Wound [DOUBTFUL: 2-3 weeks]
-RB Tyree (EXO) - Blown E-Frame Booster [ACTIVE: 1-2 days]
-QB Belle (RBW) - Temporary Blindness [PROBABLE: 1-2 weeks]
-RB Tinkerbelle (RBW) - Broken Wing [ACTIVE: 3-4 days]
-RB Muta (NWO) - Mist Poisoning [PROBABLE: 1-2 weeks]
-RB Merry (TTH) - Hobbit Knee [ACTIVE: 2-3 days]
-WR Jones (TMNT) - Broken Hockey Mask [PROBABLE: 1-2 weeks]
-WR Catchemall (CHA) - Broken Hands [PROBABLE: 1-2 weeks]
-RB Iceman (MVK) - Slushyness [ACTIVE: 4-5 days]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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TEAM STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Offense (Most Yards): WWF Superstars (WWF) = 2495 yards
#1 Pass Offense (Most Pass Yards): All-American Alkies (AA) = 1863 yards
#1 Rush Offense (Most Rush Yards): Boxhead Capers (BOX) = 1748 yards
#1 Defense (Least Yards Allowed): Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 1400 yards
#1 Pass Defense (Least Pass Yards Allowed): Tolkien Tecmo Heroes (TTH) = 811 yards
#1 Rush Defense (Lease Rush Yards Allowed): Galactic Defenders (DEF) = 376 yards
#1 Most Scoring Team: WWF Superstars (WWF) = 246 pts
#1 Least Scored Against: 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 110 pts
#1 Score Differential: Galactic Defenders (DEF) & The Beergods (TBG) = 77 pts (TIE)
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PLAYER STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Best Throw Rating: Xavier (MVK) = 206.4 rating
#1 Most Reception Yards: Williams (WHO) = 820 yards
#1 Most Rushing Yards: Nerr (CLE) = 1633 yards
#1 Scorer: Animal (BOX) = 28 TDs
#1 Interceptor: Thor (MVK) = 7 Ints
#1 Sacker: Bastard (TBG) = 13 Sacks
#1 Field Goal Kicker: Thanos (OFF) = 9 FGs
#1 Punter: Castiel (SPN) = 63.8 yard avg
#1 Punt Returner: Fordring (AZE) = 25.0 yard avg (And only PR TD in TFO History!)
#1 Kickoff Returner: Azazel (SPN) = 25.0 yard avg
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BEST OVERALL VIA FANTASY RANKINGS:
#1 Quarterback (Overall): Jim Schoch (RAI) = 198.72 pts
#1 Wide Receiver (Overall): Captian Morgan (AA) = 221.7
#1 Tight End (Overall): Light Gutsman (ROB) = 72.7 pts
#1 Running Back (Overall): Bo Nerr (CLE) = 327.1 pts
#1 Kicker (Overall): Titan Thanos (OFF) = 48 pts
#1 Defense (Overall): 8BB Defense (8BB) = 89 pts
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