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RETURN REPORT:
-RB The Sabertooth (MVK) - Disappeared [Out since Week 10]
-QB Jim Schoch (LBS) - Stuck in Traffic [Out since Week 9]
-RB Brian Dennehy (LBS) - Nighly News [Out since Week 10]
-WR Roddy Piper (WWF) - Limp Bagpipes [Out since Week 8]
-RB Kaz Takagi (EXO) - Booster Malfuction [Out since Week 10]
-WR Hollywood Hogan (NWO) - Bad Back Brotha [Out since Week 9]
-RB Devin Frymire (SJS) - Couch Back [Out since Week 8]
-RB Bob Wire (CHA) - Rusty Wire [Out since Week 10]
-RB Fairy Tinkerbelle (RBW) - Sprained Wing [Out since Week 10]
-RB Ser Lancel (CHA) - Family Member Stabbing [Out since Week 9]
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NEW INJURY REPORT:
-RB Jack Daniels (AA) - 0% Alchol Content [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Beamer Eightstar (AA) - Low Fluids [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB Simon Belmont (8BB) - Curse of the Vampire [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB The Sabertooth (MVK) - ReDisappeared [DOUBTFUL: 1-2 Weeks]
-RB The Iceman (MVK) - ReSlusshyness [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
-RB Great Muta (NWO) - Poisoned Mist Swallowed [ACTIVE: 0 Days]
-WR D.L. Powell (FLA) - Found Out He Plays for Florida [OUT: 3-4 Weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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UPDATED INJURY REPORT:
-RB Animal Animal (BOX) - Drummer Wrist [ACTIVE: 3-4 Days]
-QB Dr Teeth (BOX) - Going to QB School [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB King Zarkon (OFF) - Overthrown [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-RB Snow White (RBW) - Apple Coma [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-QB Tywin Lannister (WES) - Family Problems [ACTIVE: 2-3 Days]
-RB Robbie Fowler (MEH) - Playing Soccer [OUT: 2-3 Weeks]
-WR Norbert Beaver (NICK) - Broken Tail [ACTIVE: 0 Days]
-TE Rick Martel (WWF) - Blindness [ACTIVE: 0 Days]
-RB Bo Nerr (CLE) - Sprained Pelvis [ACTIVE: 2-3 Days]
-RB Alec DeLeon (EXO) - E-Frame Virus [PROBABLE: 1-2 Weeks]
(Active means 100%, Probable means 75%; Doubtful means 25%, Out means 0%)
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TEAM STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Offense (Most Yards): TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 3762 yards
#1 Pass Offense (Most Pass Yards): All-American Alkies (AA) = 2735 yards
#1 Rush Offense (Most Rush Yards): New World Order (NWO) = 2203 yards
#1 Defense (Least Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 2355 yards
#1 Pass Defense (Least Pass Yards Allowed): The Whovians (WHO) = 1297 yards
#1 Rush Defense (Lease Rush Yards Allowed): Greek Legends (GRE) = 554 yards
#1 Most Scoring Team: TMNT Torturers (TMNT) = 348 pts
#1 Least Scored Against: 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 151 pts
#1 Score Differential: 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 188 pts
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PLAYER STATS VIA TECMO:
#1 Best Throw Rating: Xavier (MVK) = 195.0 rating
#1 Most Reception Yards: Morgan (AA) = 1218 yards
#1 Most Rushing Yards: Nerr (CLE) = 1933 yards
#1 Scorer: Animal (BOX) = 33 TDs
#1 Interceptor: Burnerman (ROB) & Beaver (CLE) = 8 Ints (TIE)
#1 Sacker: Bastard (TBG) = 19 Sacks
#1 Field Goal Kicker: Winfield (EXO) = 11 FGs
#1 Punter: Welles (LBS) = 62.6 yard avg
#1 Punt Returner: Oberyn (WES) = 20.2 yard avg
#1 Kickoff Returner: Gonzo (BOX) = 28.6 yard avg
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BEST OVERALL VIA FANTASY RANKINGS:
#1 Quarterback (Overall): Arthas Menethil (AZE) = 267.18 pts
#1 Wide Receiver (Overall): The Wolverine (MVK) = 313.3 pts
#1 Tight End (Overall): Light Gutsman (ROB) = 94.4 pts
#1 Running Back (Overall): Bo Nerr (CLE) = 375.1 pts
#1 Kicker (Overall): Admiral Winfield (EXO) = 65 pts
#1 Defense (Overall): 8-Bit Brigade (8BB) = 124 pts
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